I LOVE LOOKING AT BEAUTIFUL BODIES!
IT SURE WOULD BE CHEAPER TO STAY HERE AND ADMIRE MY SLIMMED DOWN FELLOW AMERICANS RATHER THAN FLYING DOWN TO BRASIL TWICE A YEAR TO SEE BEAUTIFUL MEN AND WOMEN.
THE MORE PEOPLE GO ON THE SBD - MYSELF INCLUDED - THE LESS DISGUST, SHAME, AND LOATHING (THE FREUDIAN BIG THREE) I WILL FEEL WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR OR AT MY FELLOW AMERICANS.
IF I CAN'T EAT AS MUCH AS I USED TO, AT LEAST I CAN GOURGE ON SOME PUBLICITY...MAYBE
I'LL EVEN GET TO MEET OPRAH!
SINCE THIS A TIME OF WAR...
WAR ON TERROR, WAR ON HABEUS CORPUS, WAR ON COMMON SENSE, WAR ON THE UNRICH,
WHY NOT DECLARE WAR ON FAT?
